Scores Dead in Lansdale Drive By Shooting. That's what I expect the headline to read. The story would go something like:
ARN - Police are still searching for the perpetrators of a drive by shooting that has become Lansdale's worst mass murder ever. Police Chief Holly Daze says it's the worst case of violence she's ever seen. "Not only were Santa and Frosty cut down in cold air, it looks like at least half of the reindeer and a handful of elves were lost in this tragedy. We are still trying to locate Rudolph." Bodies were strewn all across the yard of a this tidy suburban home . . .
I'm not going to pick on people's holiday displays. Myself, I'm not that much of a blow up doll kind of guy. (Wait - that didn't come out quite right - but I know you know what I mean!)
I'm just going to say that your blow up decorations that you leave deflated all day long look so sad as I drive by. Festive at night when they're inflated, but oh so sad in the daytime.
To all my ActiveRain friends and faithful blog readers - Merry Christmas to all!
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