Wouldn't it be nice to be number one here at ActiveRain? You'd have to be a blogging whiz for that to happen. If only someone would leak their secrets to me! I've heard say it has something to do with seeing a man about a horse. I thought we could end this work week with something light. But first, I have to make a pit stop. Be back in a sec.
Ahhh, I feel better now!
Why am I being so crass today, making these urination references? I can't help it. My MLS made me do it!
It doesn't take much to get me going. All I have to hear is "wee." When I was little, I always thought the fifth little piggy who cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home just had a horrible incontinence problem.
So - in my ongoing saga of Write Once, Proofread Twice, here is today's episode.
See, well, week, whatever. It's all wee to me.
(all found on my local MLS)
A must wee.
(Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, go GO!)
This home shows very well, must wee to appreciate.
(And if you're not weeing, it's just a mediocre home.)
Home wee maintained
(Sounds like your going to need some professional cleaners!)
THE BEST HOME in Pike Run! Must Wee!
(Run - wee - Wow, you REALLY gotta go!)
Wee What Your $ Can Buy!!
(You can wee money? No liquid gold jokes, please!)
Trash Collection 3 Times A Wee
(Those garbage collectors must be kept really busy!)
But my winner for the week is a real pisser!
It's not the "wee maintained" part (funny as that is). It's the fact that the "owner is negotiable!" (I just had to fix the spelling error.) Um, I'll promise not to pee in the living room if you don't include the owner as part of the sale?
T.G.I.F., friends! And have a safe and happy Memorial Day Weekend!
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